dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
