I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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