see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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