Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm both gender and math confused
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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