Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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