how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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