He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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