So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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