nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
