if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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