The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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