sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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