she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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