I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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