can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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