living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She announced her abortion via fbk
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Come on in and take your pants off
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