We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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