Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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