omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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