we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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