I hate your face
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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