what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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