i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Randomize
