i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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