Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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