The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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