I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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