Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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