I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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