if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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