IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
