He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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