one two three fourrrrnication!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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