I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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