The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Just pee around me
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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