i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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