just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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