just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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