Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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