I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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