How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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