I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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