so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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