google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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