Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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