Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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