I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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