Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You need a sexual gate keeper
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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