Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We had sex on a dog bed..
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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