Duck Duck Cougar?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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