Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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