found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
